I'm having an anxious morning (relating to some life changes that aren't coming together as quickly as I want them to). I realized that at times like these, people often turn to religion. So, I thought, "Why not?" And I wondered, "What *would* Jesus do?" I pondered that for a bit, considered that Jesus would get himself embroiled in a failed Jewish insurrection against Rome, gather some weird, fanatical rustics together as cronies, cause a public disturbance and a fair amount of property damage at the cultural/economic/political hub of the region, and get himself executed for sedition. So... my life choices seem less awful, by comparison. In fact, I've outlived Jesus, I have wonderful friends, and I have no criminal record at all. So, really, if I can just be patient, apply myself, and not do anything stupid, I'm ahead of the game. Huh. I think maybe I do feel a little better now. Thanks, Jesus!